If you cross the The North Korean border illegally, you get ….. 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison

If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get ….. detained indefinitely

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ….. shot

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get …… jailed

If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get ….. kidnapped and may be never heard of – again

If you cross Venezuelan border illegally, you get ….. branded as a spy and your fate sealed

If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get ….. thrown into a political prison to rot

If you cross the British border illegally, you get ….. arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence

Now ….
if you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get……

1. A ration card

2. A passport (even more than one -if you please!)

3. A driver’s license

4. A voter identity card

5. Credit cards

6. A Haj subsidy

7. Job reservation

8. Special privileges for minorities

9. Government housing on subsidized rent

10. Loan to buy a house

11. Free education

12. Free health care

13. A lobbyist in New Delhi , with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your cause

14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country !

15. And of-course ….. voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes !!! and

16. Right to fight election for MLA or MP

Via : Dilip Apte